Does Poppy want to be friends?
Poppy sent me an email and photo, but I’m a little confused about whether she wants to be a friend.
While the gesture seems friendly in itself, the content of her email suggests the opposite. What do you think?
To Bacchus
I’m the cutest most beautiful little girl U eva did C! Every expression I make is pure cuteness, even when I bare my little crooked teeth when Andrea or Chris try to take my toy mousy away.
But looks are not all I have to offer. I am very smart, and know exactly how to manipulate Andrea and Chris into giving me lots of cuddles and schmackos and taking me on walks. I am allowed to sleep on the bed and am very spoilt, and very deserving of that spoiling.
Chris tries to instill me with discipline when he can but I wont respond to my name unless theres something in it for me. However, despite my cunning I am very loving to my Andrea and my Chris and I go ballistic when they walk through the door and hate it when they have to go out without me.
So I am gorgeous, intelligent and loving.
My faults - I am a little snob and dont like other dogs at all. So unfortunately I would be very rude to yu if we were ever to meet. Andrea and Chris think they are working on this problem but I think its a waste of time, I’m too attached to being the centre of attention to ever invite other doggies to share the limelight with me. Sorry Bacchus!
Posted by Bacchus on January 19th, 2003 at 12:47pm