I got a new toy - and I ate it!
Mum and dad went out shopping for ingredients to make a tea-smoked chicken. As usual, when they go out and leave me alone, I go to the window and stare out at them with a really sad look. I need to make sure they feel really, really guilty. The guiltier they feel, the more likely it is that mum will bring me home a present.
As usual it worked like a charm! Mum came home with a new toy for me. It was a really fun toy with a bit I could hang onto between my teeth and coloured tennis balls at each end. It was easy to chase and pick up, and even easier to destroy. I had eaten most of it by the end of the day.
What fun!
Posted by Bacchus on April 7th, 2002 at 03:34pm
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